Friday, December 4, 2009

Police interview with Tiger Woods' neighbors released - CNN.com

Police interview with Tiger Woods' neighbors released - CNN.com

Apparently this Tiger snores.

Hey, Men, Get Your Boobs Out! -- The Cut

Hey, Men, Get Your Boobs Out! -- The Cut

This may be the most staggering (and possibly disturbing) development in men's fashion since the invention of man spankx a/k/a mankx. Is the world really ready for men's cleavage? Is the world really ready for hairy cleavage (or are men supposed to start waxing their cleavage)? Will husbands/boyfriends be fighting with their wives/girlfriends for use of the Miraculous Bra?

All in the Family

Kimberly Harris, the sister of Jarius Adams, who called 911, told troopers that Woods' mother, Kultida, and mother-in-law, Barbro Holmberg, were at the scene.  This little nugget of info, as with everything in this case, raises more questions than answers.  One, is Barbro an actual name?  Two, do mothers live with Tiger and Elin, and, if so, how come they did not hear the commotion inside the house (apparently Kultida was overheard asking “What is going on?”)?  Is Tiger’s house so big (a la the Shanahan house) that neither Kultida or Barbro could hear anything?  Why didn’t Tiger go run behind his mother as opposed to going outside (Kultida looks like she is a tough cookie)?  Did Earl ever cheat on Kultida?  If so, did Kultida turn the other cheek?

Also, per ESPN, Thursday, Rachel Uchitel, a New York nightclub hostess who has denied having an affair with Woods, had scheduled a news conference with her attorney in Los Angeles. But attorney Gloria Allred canceled that appearance Thursday morning, citing unforeseen circumstances. She earlier had planned to make a statement about Uchitel's relationship with Woods.  Again more questions?  If there, was in fact, no relationship between Urkel and Tiger, what more is there to say about it?  That they were pen pals?  They liked to talk about stamp collecting?  And, at this point, what circumstances could possibly be “unseen”.  Were “Inside Edition” and “Access Hollywood” putting in last minute bids to secure the non-story about the non-relationship?

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The TK Staff . . .

. . . should advocate for these uniforms in the winter.  It will keep them somewhat warmer.


Is Tiger the New Wilt?

If we take all the recent allegations surfacing about his extramarital affairs as true, Tiger may have loftier aspirations than breaking Jack Nicklaus's record for most majors.  He may be shooting for Wilt's infamous record of one-night paramours.   According to US Weekly:

24-year-old Jaimee Grubbs, who recently appeared on VH1's dating show 'Tool Academy.' Grubbs claims that she and Tiger participated in a 31-month fling together. Us, which will hit newsstands on Wednesday, is reporting that Grubbs and Woods engaged in 20 sexual encounters.

She allegedly has more than 300 text messages from Woods, as well as a voicemail in which Tiger discusses how his wife may have found out about their affair, Us reports.

"The Tiger story has gone nuclear," says David Perel, executive vice president of RadarOnline.com. "The early morning accident has triggered a flood of information regarding Tiger and other women, and by the end of this week, there are going to be at least one other woman -- possibly even more -- on the record alleging a sexual affair with the golfing great."

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Tiger Anime

An amazing 3D anime recreation by a Chinese news station of what may have happened.

Friends Don’t Let Friends Drive . . .

. . . shoeless.  This nugget has flown under the radar in the whole Crouching Tiger, Hidden Elin drama.  According to TMZ:

Tiger was wearing shorts, a t-shirt and no shoes. It's illegal in Florida to drive without shoes.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/30/tiger-woods-accident-eye-witness-account-elin-nordegren/#ixzz0YRyhZTLs

Now, generally a person going at 2 in the morning to get milk or diapers for the kids would wear shoes.  A person would race out and drive without shoes only if they were fleeing someone or something . . . perhaps a golf club?!

As a public service message, the Blog urges everyone to drive with shoes.  Driving without shoes is just as dangerous as texting while driving.