Monday, March 9, 2009

Stop Making Sense

From the entertainment world:

Rihanna is back with Chris but she may testify against him on his criminal charges. File this in "Things that make you go hmmmm . . . ."

Oprah is concerned about the hasty reconciliation: "You need somebody to tell you the truth in this moment. And the truth is guys, both Chris Brown and Rihanna, if I were your friend, I would call you up and I would say 'Give it some time, get yourself some counseling, take care of yourself, heal yourself first'," she said during the live broadcast.

"And also, 'Love doesn't hurt'. I've been saying this to women for years - love doesn't hurt. And if a man hits you once, he will hit you again. He will hit you again. I don't care what his plea is, he will hit you again.'"


 

My solution: Oprah should adopt them both thereby making the relationship incestuous such that they would have to break up and we won't have to hear from them again.


 

Miley is penning an autobiography about her historic first 16 years on this planet. Apparently there will be a full chapter on potty training.


 

The woman dumped in the latest Bachelor will now be on Dancing With the Stars. It just seems to be a matter of time before she "rocks" Brett Michael's world.


 

Ashlee Simpson will be joining the case of the new Melrose Place. As long as they keep Pete Wentz off the show, I am fine with it. And wouldn't Nicole make a great Amanda?

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