I was all excited about our first Annual Pro Bowl party to be held at Elvis’s house and featuring hors’d’oeuvres from Penelope. We were all set to do homage to the grandest of all sporting events. But then much to my chagrin, I discovered that the Grammys were the same night. I don’t know how that slipped my mind. But as usual, I put my noggin to good use and decided the best solution would be a Pro Bowl/Grammy party. We will watch the first half of the game and then at halftime switch over to the Grammys (I am not aware of any halftime musical act at the Pro Bowl, but it is rumored that Joan Rivers will be attending). I realize this will create an issue as to wardrobe, so my suggestion is for you to wear football fan clothes in the first half and clothes reflecting your favorite musical genre in the second half. For those sporting country music attire, you can wear that the entire game because Tony Romo has been added to the NFC team, and, as you all know, he dated Carrie Underwood and faux-country singer Jessica Simpson.
Do not be alarmed if you see me using a credit card to enter into Elvis’s house, and that you may not actually see Elvis at the party. As the classic saying goes, “Elvis has left the building” -- in this case to get ice and apparently he travels all the way to Texas to get a special kind of ice (because he went to school with “Ice, Ice Baby") so he may not make it in time for the party but he has kindly let us his house.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Adopt-A-Highway
The latest organization has signed up to Adopt-A-Highway in Colorado. The National Socialist Party a/k/a the Nazis have adopted a highway. Guess where? Brighton. I guess I won't be headed there anytime soon.
Friday, January 22, 2010
Even the White House Is Not Immune to Plunging Real Estate Market - DailyFinance
Even the White House Is Not Immune to Plunging Real Estate Market - DailyFinance
I guess taking a second mortgage on the White House to ease the deficit is not an option.
I guess taking a second mortgage on the White House to ease the deficit is not an option.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
VIDEO: Billy Eichner, feat. Rachel Dratch “Forest Hills State Of Mind”…
VIDEO: Billy Eichner, feat. Rachel Dratch “Forest Hills State Of Mind”…
This is BRILLIANT!!!! (especially if you have ever visited Queens).
This is BRILLIANT!!!! (especially if you have ever visited Queens).
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
"Cougars" on the prowl in Colorado nightclubs - The Denver Post
"Cougars" on the prowl in Colorado nightclubs - The Denver Post
Apparently I live in Cougar Central, but alas they are looking for younger prey.
Apparently I live in Cougar Central, but alas they are looking for younger prey.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Chair Dancing
As some of you may know, at the tail end of a party, you may find me dancing on a chair. Here is one such instance. Note, I even have someone worshipping me (actually it is my cousin). This is from my mother's 80th birthday party (she did not nor has she ever danced on a chair).
Football Games Have 11 Minutes of Action - WSJ.com
Football Games Have 11 Minutes of Action - WSJ.com
The genius of the NFL -- they parlay 11 minutes of action into three hours worth of tv revenue and concession sales.
The genius of the NFL -- they parlay 11 minutes of action into three hours worth of tv revenue and concession sales.
Best Dressed at the Golden Globes! - CAMERON DIAZ - Cameron Diaz : People.com
Best Dressed at the Golden Globes! - CAMERON DIAZ - Cameron Diaz : People.com
Cameron is sporting the Kathy Sabine look.
Cameron is sporting the Kathy Sabine look.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
The Hottest Babes Of Luge: Pics, Videos, Links, News
The Hottest Babes Of Luge: Pics, Videos, Links, News
These women do not hold a candle to the hottest women of curling!
These women do not hold a candle to the hottest women of curling!
Friday, January 15, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Why We're on Team Conan O'Brien | PopEater.com
Why We're on Team Conan O'Brien | PopEater.com
This captures the whole essence of this very sad situation.
This captures the whole essence of this very sad situation.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Roger Ailes of Fox News Has an Agenda - Profit - NYTimes.com
Roger Ailes of Fox News Has an Agenda - Profit - NYTimes.com
There is hope for Rupert Murdoch and the NY Post. He just needs to stop listening to Roger Ailes.
There is hope for Rupert Murdoch and the NY Post. He just needs to stop listening to Roger Ailes.
G.O.P. Attacks Reid Over Comments - NYTimes.com
G.O.P. Attacks Reid Over Comments - NYTimes.com
As this article demonstrates, there are fundamental differences between the Reid and Lott situation. Yes, Reid's comments are deplorable but he did not voice support for a segregationist, and Reid had a laudable record on civil rights.
As this article demonstrates, there are fundamental differences between the Reid and Lott situation. Yes, Reid's comments are deplorable but he did not voice support for a segregationist, and Reid had a laudable record on civil rights.
Do Bra Colors on Facebook Serve a Purpose? -- Politics Daily
Do Bra Colors on Facebook Serve a Purpose? -- Politics Daily
Excellent point in this article. Yes, you grabbed our attention with the postings and piqued our curiosity. Now follow it up with some education and fundraising so the effort's impact is more than just titillating (pun ambiguous).
Excellent point in this article. Yes, you grabbed our attention with the postings and piqued our curiosity. Now follow it up with some education and fundraising so the effort's impact is more than just titillating (pun ambiguous).
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Big dreams of Tiger's No. 10 - NYPOST.com
Big dreams of Tiger's No. 10 - NYPOST.com
Will this be the straw that breaks the Tiger's back? Apparently, one of the Tiger's mistresses is claiming he was a switch hitter.
Will this be the straw that breaks the Tiger's back? Apparently, one of the Tiger's mistresses is claiming he was a switch hitter.
Obama budget director makes a love child - NYPOST.com
Obama budget director makes a love child - NYPOST.com
An overachieving star dates an attractive woman, impregnates her, dumps her, is smitten by a new woman, and gets engaged to new woman. Are we talking about Tom Brady? No it is Peter Orszag, the Prez's budget director who also has been previously married with two kids. Apparently policy wonks are the studs in DC.
An overachieving star dates an attractive woman, impregnates her, dumps her, is smitten by a new woman, and gets engaged to new woman. Are we talking about Tom Brady? No it is Peter Orszag, the Prez's budget director who also has been previously married with two kids. Apparently policy wonks are the studs in DC.
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Monday, January 4, 2010
Byron Wien: Ten Surprises for 2010
Byron Wien: Ten Surprises for 2010
This guy is a member of the Blackstone Group whose 2009 predictions were uncannily on target particularly given his outlier bent.
This guy is a member of the Blackstone Group whose 2009 predictions were uncannily on target particularly given his outlier bent.
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