Seriously?!

A tabloid reporter was hounding Elin outside a Thai restaurant in Orlando.  One of the questions asked was “How do you feel about his 14 mistresses?”  What answer did the reporter expect?  Did he think she would say:

“I don’t know them too well, but I am getting to know more about them, and the more I hear, the more I like them.  I can see what Tiger saw in each and every one of them.  I hope to grow closer to them and perhaps start a book or knitting club with them.”

And speaking of book clubs, Tiger blew his chance to be the next Oprah.  Apparently a book that was seen in the pictures of the front seat of his wrecked car shot up the chart on Amazon.  The book was a physics book.