Rabbit Redux

I hate to dwell on this subject, but I can’t help it – I am a dweller. We need to stage an intervention with rabbits. If they keep breeding at this rate, particularly in my neighborhood, they will reach the tipping point for their species. They need to practice safe sex or abstinence. Isn’t there a Planned Parenthood or Moral Majority for rabbits? I used to think they were cute (not cute enough that I would forego eating them, particularly in a hot dog bun), but now they are getting to be a menace. There will be unfortunate repercussions. Soon Bugs Bunny will be fired from Loony Tunes. The Easter Rabbit will be replaced by the Easter Prairie Dog. For those of you with kids do not allow them to get too attached to rabbits.