A Slow Golden Fox?

When news filtered that the Golden Fox had gotten a speeding ticket from the GVHiPs, I figured that fit in well with the speedy aspect of the "fox" personna. Much to my horror, I discovered that she was pulled over by a cop hiding in the bushes. And her ticket was for going 36 in a 25 mph zone --- DOWNHILL!!! Which means she was probably "cruising" at 15 mph. Perhaps the Golden Fox is actually a Golden Turtle or a Gray Fox. The Golden Fox should relocate to NoBo so that fast South Suburban drivers do not have to slow down . . . in the right lane!