Gone With the Wind

It was almost like the Wizard of Oz, but in this case, the Wizard of Odd, as hurricane-force wind gusts blew the entire city of Brighton into Kansas (and the eagle to Arkansas). No word on whether the city transformed from black-and-white to technicolor after the dislocation. Also no word as to whether The Dark Side of the Moon was playing in the background or what happened to the Judy Garland groupies. Kansas officials refuse to comment, but there are rumors that they are working around the clock to construct a wind-turbine to send Brighton back to Colorado (or some other state). Brighton residents were equally dismayed becuase they could no longer utter their favorite saying, "You're not in Kansas anymore."