Post-H Alternatives?

H for tone users, understandably, will be worried about finding a new quick fix for their abs. I am all for quick fixes; in fact, I was devastated when the FDA failed to approve the new miracle drug Accomplia which causes a user to lose on average 15-20 pounds, and keep it off, without those unsavory side effects. Apparently a few deaths gave the FDA cause for concern. One may try and seek out the doctor and his wife in the UK who performed liposuctions in their basement. But the death of one of their patients probably means they are doing liposuctions in jail with a nail file. I guess there is no alternative to the H; I will keep you posted as to when Walgreens has a sale on it.