Cougars

Let me applaud G-Squared for tackling another “elephant in the room” social malady, i.e., the increasingly bold and predatory nature of cougars. Cougars have been leaving their natural habitat and moving into heretofore safe areas. The latest area to fall prey is elite prep-school Upper East Side Manhattan. The tale is becoming increasingly common, prep school boy, scion of elite family, falls for seductive cougar. When he attempts to leave to have a relationship with someone of his own pack (although given the fact that the cougar in question is Madchen Amick makes the tale somewhat incredulous), the cougar tightens her grip. Stay tuned as G-Squared grapples with the implication of “Cougars Gone Wild”.