The Lone Tree Lone Tree

Given the inelastic supply of trees in Lone Tree, and the high demand to participate in the Lone Tree Lone Tree, the Blog (note no operative alias at this time) could charge supracompetitive rates for entry, but being the Democrat that the Blog is, he has tried to meet the demand by scheduling a second one in the Fall. The Fall Lone Tree Lone Tree with Falling Leaves was held this past weekend and the winner was The Blog. Once again, he beat Penelope Pitstop. Being from England, where they not only drive on the wrong side of the road, but they go in the wrong direction around a circle, the Blog lapped Penelope Pitstop. This was the first time in history that a participant was lapped on the one lap Lone Tree Lone Tree.