HSM

I have managed to get my hands on the much coveted script for High School Musical IV. Yes, just like Peter Jackson did with the Lord of the Rings movies, they shot multiple movies at the same time. Here is what I found:
















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The name of the movie is High School Musical IV: Get Real, Kids, Life Is Not A Musical! HSM IV finds Troy and Gabriela both expelled for exchanging nude pictures of each other over the Internet. And Ryan and Sharpay have been suspended for failing to generate enough star power to keep the series going. As a result, the school misses the cutoff for the Utah Basic Skills Competency Test and is shut down. After a ten minute dance interlude fails to convince the Utah State Office of Education to rescind its decertification, the kids grapple between forming a religious cult where they worship Walt Disney and going to work at a local Wal-Mart. They opt for the latter. Yes, that can only mean one thing . . . Wal-Mart Musical I where the kids must use music and dancing to alleviate a severe shortage of Charmin toilet paper.