Al Gore Admits Affair

As exclusively revealed by the Blog, Al Gore has admitted to having an affair with a Hummer. He used to secretly drive the Hummer around the varied terrain of his vast Tennessee estate. He also admitting kidnapping a bunch of men who were recreating Confederate battles and chasing them around his property in the aforementioned Hummer. He said it gave him a taste of the thrill of being Commander-in-Chief that he was denied eight years ago. He did admit his affair to his Prius, but kept silent on it to the press, until the crack reporting team of Curling Today uncovered the story and threatened to take it public. When asked why he did something so foolish, he said he considers himself to be a huge star, much bigger than John Edwards, and much more narcissistic, so he felt the urge to Hummer-ize. He feared losing his friends like Bono, Sting, and Leonardo so he kept his secret to himself.