McCain Still Has Not Found What He Is Looking For

Sen. John McCain spent a frustrating evening trying to find his wife. His wife has sent him a seductive email stating, “How about some afternoon delight? Meet me in the master bedroom.” Of course, since Sen. McCain is Blackberry-challenged an aide had to relay his message. He immediately left campaign headquarters foregoing his afternoon nap. He went to McCain House No. 1, but Cindy McCain was nowhere to be found. Same with McCain House No. 2, and McCain House No. 3. At that point, Sen. McCain was in a quandary; he had learned yesterday that he had seven houses, but had no clue where the other four were. Sen. McCain asked his staff for the locations and then tasked LOST (“Law Students for McCain”) to go on reconnaissance missions. Sen. McCain stated that this is as a big a challenge as trying to navigate the Mekong Delta, but he said “the reward at the end of the journey will be worth it.”