A Conversion

In a conversion nearly as miraculous as Rev. Ted Haggerty’s therapeutic discovery of his heterosexuality, Joe Rove has become Joe Obama. Joe was so inspired by the Barack Obama acceptance speech at Invesco that he said:

At this moment, in this election, I must pledge to march into the future. I will keep that promise - that American promise - and in the words of Scripture hold firmly, without wavering, to the hope that we confess. I now know eight is enough; No Way, No How, No McCain.

What this means for LOST is uncertain, but there is the hope that LOST may be FOUND.